Lessons from a Yankey

Some words of wisdom from Byron Yankey…

• When your boss tells you you’re fired, just say “You can’t do that” and you’ll work there for 13 more years.
• Laminate your lesson plans so your principal can’t correct them.
• Have students cheer when the intercom comes on.
• When visiting students’ homes, chew gum so you will breathe through your mouth and avoid noxious smells.